what is Episodes X

if you've not heard of it so far then good for you. Keep living your blissful life and don't read on into this blog post.



Everyone by now is aware that I write an internet novel-like thing called Albion (formerly World, formerly RPM, formerly KBT). It has become rather popular with the members of spark, probably because it was written while I was still a mod.

Anyway, I have a network of fans and many peeps who make comic versions of my eps and stuff.

An unprecedented amount of my fans have been requesting for way too long for me to make a sexual episode here and there.

Thankfully TVOR has helped me on a couple so far just as some sort of crowd-pleaser but as the fans said it was nothing like my work. Sorta just a fanwork of it featuring some key characters.

So they have been requesting like crazy for me to write one. And I regretfully accepted.

So that's what Episodes X is really. Just a sort of spin-off irrelevant to the main plot arch that is written by me sorta.

People say it's very much like my Albion work so they think I make everything. I don't really want to have that kind of association with my name really. For some reason TMS & The Well think I'm the god of perverts already or something.

So why did I do it?

I'm getting a bit stuck with the story (in Albion). It's not really going anywhere. There isn't any big plot going on now. I think it's about time the Albion series retired and I made a game of it.

I've been trying out many different things to see if the plot can lend to a spin off. I used to make spin-offs for fun like Hardware, Dimentia, Bloody Sports & SJS but Gun, Fiction Factor & Final Battle were just there because I ran out of ideas.

With The Agency it was a test to see if I could take the series in a different direction and it worked but I didn't like it and I got bored. I tried again with Ichi Ni San but that series was just shit.

But Episodes X was an attempt to take a new direction and I actually like how it turned out.

Sure it's a porn series but it has heart and I think I can really do something with this. It's new and strange to me but I think if anyone was going to make a porn spin-off of Albion I would rather it be done right and therefore done by me.

The problem is I've wasted no time in making the series very creative and different and when that it coupled with the rumors that I'm the biggest pervert in the world I think I may have a stigma that I may never get off my head now.

Porn bores me, it just seems like they aren't really trying. Why have the ability to create a whole fantasy realm at your fingertips and waste it on porn stories about stuff that could happen in real life.

Oh It's The Postman or Sex Romp At The Office just doesn't do it for me. If it's a story make it weird, wild and crazy like Oh It's The Killer Death Robot From Outer Space or Sex Romp Through The Fragile Fabric Of Time or something.

Reality is something we live every day. Frankly, if you spend your time writing or reading a story about practical and possible sex episode you might as well just go out there and do it for real anyway.

I want to write about things you can't do so your imagination can take you on a wild roller coaster through space and time and fantasy.

Reality sucks and we all know it so every once in a while break away from it and swim in the sky with elephants or journey to plant-topia through the wall behind the wardrobe.

But I don't do it as escapism and I don't want others to either. I just want to see where my mind takes me and all the rice diversity my mind can flow.

So yeah, Episodes X is sexual but it's also deep and meaningful, it's strange and fantastic and most of all friendly.

I'll post another log about the lowdown of the episodes and don't ask me to post them here.

I will NEVER post them here. The whole idea in the first place was to help a friend so you'll just have to visit them there OK.