2011/04/04

Episodes X lowdown

Here's a brief description of what happens in each episode
(I'm already regretting putting this here)



Episode 1
featuring: Uggs (main character)
Dungers (Uggs' best friend)
Pop Rabbit (friend to all)
BBBB (friend of Mom)
Mom (the leader)

A young Hermaphrodite questions their sexuality and goes out on a journey of their own to find who they truly are. On the way they meet a few friends who are also on a quest to discover their sexual orientation and form a club.

Episode 2
featuring: Uggs (main character)
Dungers (Uggs' best friend)
Pop Rabbit (friend to all)
BBBB (friend of Mom)
Mom (the leader)

The club from the previous episode battle others who want to do harm to them because of their unusual ways resulting in a huge sex orgy and lots of weird vore shit. (i am very sorry for this)

Episode 3
featuring: Mike (main character)
Bull (prisoner who hates mike)
Chief (warden who befriends Mike)

A public official named Mike is framed as being a pedophile and sent to prison. Within the prison he is beaten and tortured and physically scarred by the inmates but he earns their trust and the trust of the guards. He helps turn the corrupted prison into a place where criminals can become nice people through hard work and encouragement. There are a few twists and turns but you'll just have to read the real thing wont you.

Episode 4
featuring: Mike (main character)
Sy (serial killer)
Bob (the pedophile)
Officer Raff (local police officer who is out to get Mike)

Mike has a retrial now that new evidence has come to light and is freed from the prison. However, a serial killer finds his name on the register and plans to kill the man. After receiving death threats he is housed in a new area along with other ex-prisoners so that he can be kept away from the public who might try to harm him. There he finds a pedophile who is secretly taking pictures of children and selling them online. He tries to tell the police but he himself comes under scrutiny instead. The serial killer captures him and attempts to kill the man for his supposed crimes before he has the chance to tell the police about the other pedophile. Wont tell you what happens next you'll just have to read it.

Episode 5
featuring: False Jay (love interest)
Mon (main character)
Gelly (mutual friend)
Sam (Mon's husband)

Mon meets a man called Jay (not me) who makes her question her love for Sam. He seems absolutely perfect but realizes something is missing and returns to her husband. Read full story for the details.

Episode 6
featuring: False Jay (main character)
Mina (Jay's daughter)
Girth (Jay's wife)

Jay (not me) accidentally gets someone pregnant and is stuck with the child. Flash forward to a few years later and the child (girl) is going through puberty and the father being the caring one has to go through all the various things associated with it with her. Very awkward but still lovely episode.

Episode 7
featuring: False Jay (the father)
Girth (the mother)
Mina (the daughter)

After the love in Jay's (not mine) marriage starts to wear thin the couple decide to get a little adventurous in bed but their night is frequently ruined by their child's interruptions. Lots of humor as they try to hide what they are doing from their kid.

Episode 8
featuring: False Jay (main character)
Janny (Jay's work colleague)

After their activities one night the now female Jay (not me) gets a vibrator stuck inside himself (not my idea). He then has to spend the whole day of work the next day with it stuck there. However, the tool accidentally activates and there are various things that happen as he tries to get it out without anyone noticing. Alot like Mr. Bean this ep is.

Episode 9
featuring: Eelly (the eel)
Meat (the snake)

A water snake and a beached eel make an unusual friendship resulting in them being hated by the community but a wizard turns them partially human so they can live happily in human society. Lots of other stuff happens but you'll just have to read the real deal.

Episode 10
featuring: Jessica (the main character)
Left Denim (Jessica's friend)
Right Denim (Jessica's friend)

A child called Jessica is kidnapped and sold into slavery where she grows up to be an independent young woman and forms her own business despite the fact she has become blind. Lots more to it but you'll have to read it.

Episode 11
featuring: Jessica (the main character)
Pete (a fellow farm hand)
Betsy (an annoying pig)

Jessica tries to join The Elite to help them in their work but instead is sent to live alone in the Jungle to see if she can qualify to join. There she is attacked and transforms into a carnivorous monster. Jessica is a vegan and so she has to wrestle with her urge to kill. She then finds a man who works on a pig farm who teaches her how to look after pigs and she finds that there are ways of controlling herself. However, one problematic pig called Betsy pushes her to her limits. To read more go to the actual page.

Episode 12
featuring: Flappy (Shi's girlfriend)
Shi (main character)
Prof Roswell (Shi's creator)
Fluxina (the flux that helps Shi out)

A robot name Shi falls in love with a girl but he has a dark secret that he keeps locked deep inside. He has to kill to survive. She loves him so much she gives her life for him. Shi gets very angry and kills his creator for what he has made her do. However a flux brings his girlfriend back and changes Shi so he no longer needs to kill. But can Shi resist his addiction to killing even if his girlfriend asks him to? Read and find out.




By the way, if any of this doesn't seem that weird or imaginative I've cut out the details because my family reads this blog.

5 comments:

  1. WOW

    this entire blog post is more awkward than the scene where the guy is trying explain what a period is to his kid in episode 6.

    Seriously, that guy's wife's a bitch

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  2. I can't believe you actually posted this here where your family can read it.

    You are a complete dumb-ass Jay

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  3. Oh hi Mon
    Didn't know you had a blog here

    I did it on purpose
    They are probably gonna find out one day and I'd like to break it to them gently first

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  4. just realized

    there's only 3 mins between our posts

    I must have read it just after you posted

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  5. I've got a feeling I'm gonna regret my decision

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