2011/04/14

Real Life Superheroes

sorta...



yeah most of these guys are probably either never gonna do anything significant or wind up dead. Alot of these guys lack the conviction in their eyes to do what must be done in the right situation and/or lack the appropriate skills, gadgets and/or protection to be able to take on a real enemy.

So lets break it down.

None of them are that good at combat and when it comes to a guy wielding a gun they are just gonna get themselves killed.

None of them have any really useful gadgets and they are gonna find that they just can't stop them from a significant distance.

And considering the fact that the enemy may be armed with a knife or gun their stupid outfits would offer no protection whatsoever.

So I have searched the many superheroes out there and found that there are very few that are more than just wannabes.

The most interesting of the individuals I have places below for further discussion.

In my book at least these guys are the chosen few who deserve a mention.

Angle Grinder Man


This was the first one I ever heard of and is definitely one of the first if not the first vigilante superhero like character there was. He actually went out there and did something rather than being just a deterrent. But his actions weren't all that good to begin with. He was basically a vigilante villain in the guise of a hero. But he actually made a stand and did something.

Life


This guy is gonna get killed and probably first of all the super heroes. He gets himself into trouble, makes a big show of himself, he has no real abilities of any sort and his disguise is terrible so he's probably gonna get killed real soon.

Thanatos


This guy again hasn't got any real ability but he looks like the kinda guy who would beat a robber to death. So I'm guessing this guy is either gonna be arrested or shot by the police rather than getting done in by a criminal.

Motor Mouth


This guy has actually put in some effort for once. He wears armor and if you don't have any super powers that is basically the number 1 priority. But the kind of armor is the best part. He is bullet proof, almost entirely from head to foot. He's also wearing black which works well with stealth and in his latest adaptation of his outfit he has a bulletproof helmet and face mask with shot proof flash bang visor to boot.

This guy will actually do something for once and it will take more than a few bullets to take him down too. He also has a taser which is brilliant for incapacitating enemies. And he is constantly adapting himself to improve the design.

The one problem with this guy is that it is not to hard to discover his identity so he is probably gonna be killed during his normal life.

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This superhero is destined to happen at some point. Who he or she will be we do not know but what we do know is that they will use stealth, they will not appear in the public eye, the police will be after them, their identity will be impossible to discover, they will wear black and bullet proof armor from head to foot, they will probably have a gun (most likely a sniper to boot), they will be trained in close range combat and physically fit as well, and they will be one mean mother fucker. When they arrive we will have a real superhero but I predict that it may be 10 to 50 years before they arrive on our streets.

Watch out for this mystery individual because they will scare the holy shits out of any criminal and especially those that are the highest rank of gangster and any corrupt politician.

He will be regarded as a super villain and hated by everyone but just you wait because when they arrive your whole world will be turned upside-down.

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