Insomniacs Anonymous

I've found a new sub called Insomniacs Anonymous. Everyone on that site sounds stoned.



Here are a few examples of their posts.

Topic Title = The Crucifixion

Charl:
Jesus
a topic about Jesus
Jesus
is Jesus
G

Bonklore:
He was stone d
and stone is bad
stone is and dead
so you not stone
but your blood is wine bread

MerryMaid:
You is all correct
my wine taste good
my girl wine is illegal
but she like my be best friend
4 E VERD!

BobBobboBobbob:
Schlish a forget the Jesus
a egg for me berry
my head and mind wander away
hey girl you like bread
beaks i gotta throw you

Salamiman:
What is this girl twine?
Get a Jesus for you devil boxes
I want constantine to suck an apple
he is a bhorelol

LacticThunder:
I not do stand under butter
he stab with spear
is Shiroken from Comcat
tatatatttataaatataatta
et fat u wandran sfum

Isaybutt:
looollooloolllol
u r guys is yfun
i luv d possum of jhezrus
he was hot and second newhad
jeprus was nan abrion lik velis

CorkySporky:
NOP!
hesux b Lfix!

KinkyPinky:
Sock Lorrels!
Ya sweet of journey
no we now folkers

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Just found out that insomniacs take a drug called something-something vapor. It is basically the same as marijuana and it is a legal narcotic for the express purpose of aiding insomniacs the relax and meditate. The buzz name for it is vaps i think and it is illegal to traffic it to anyone who is not on prescription of course.

Apparently most of the members of this site post while high so that's why the posts make absolutely no sense. Why do we need to legalize marijuana when the same stuff is available on prescription anyway.