Let's do this...properly

my first post on here. Read if you dare



OK, so for those that don't know, I am what's commonly referred to on the web as a ghost or ghost poster. This is someone who contributes to other's web stuffs but has no content of their own. I would like to add that I am indeed not a ghost poster but do in fact have a profile, blog and email account somewhere in the depths of hyperspace on a website known as Doomsday or The Doomsday Book for it's official title. Just because the site I use never comes up in Google even after you input my own internet handle johnsamer98 or Jay'98, that does not mean it doesn't exist and I am a ghost.

For those not filled in on the facts here, Dooms was once a site on Google when it was known as Spark, but Google fucked up their account and now they can't get their site up without getting a new URL. We have actually tried that once or twice but the Google mods keep forwarding it back to the old account which doesn't work. Incredibly numerous attempts have been made to inform them of this but their staff has been less than helpful. I'm not dissing Google for no good reason, the information is all there for you to look at but for god's sake don't look for it on Google you numskull. Anyway, suffice to say that me and a shit load of other people all hang out on this site called Doomsday which the majority of the population have no clue exists because of somebody's mistake.

I'm sure if you look in the big G you'll find little scraps of my failed attempts to branch out and try new things and maybe if you look hard enough you may even find the reviews I make and a crap load of links I've submitted on many of the bookmarking websites dotted around the place. I have a big problem with staying dedicated to any particular domain as I get bored easily the instant the content is even the slightest bit samey. That's kinda why I like Dooms 'cause it's what's known as a cluster network.

A cluster network is a website, which has no stuff itself but each sub-page in the menu is a whole website, which is designed to look unique but has the same format as the main page. Therefore each site just looks like another page of one big site except each page has its own unique look sorta. If you want an example then I Can Has Cheezburger and Hauskat Kuvat are a couple of good ones. When using ICHC I bet you never noticed that each section actually has a different domain name. If you don't believe me go to the site and look at the address bar when you change the page. Cool isn't it. That way they can have much more stuff as they are actually using several websites, not one.

When I use Doomsday each one of those addresses has a unique look Dooms is black with a fire pattern, Nihon Desu is white and red, The Soft Play Area is just white and kinda chibi, Prog Frog is grey and square and if I ever wanted to go on it The Monster Site would be pink with horrific pictures of sex acts strewn across it. Also, each of those sites has the same thing with different pages being other sites with their own unique look e.g. Abusite (part of Prog Frog) is a blue color and has lots of mechanical parts.

Now people are beginning to get a bit sick of not being able to find my blog and stuff so I've decided to start using things like this where everybody can know what I have to say and know where to find me. So as a kind of resolution I'm gonna use Deviant Art to show off my pretty good art skills, Blogger to be my web diary thing, Facebook as my social networking kit, Yahoo as my email address as it's the one I normally tell people anyway just to get them off my back, digg possibly as my place to chuck links...

BTW, sorry in advance if there are any adult ones 'cause sometimes people ask me to post theirs and sometimes I stumble upon a porn site and think the guys and girls at Monster would like it.

...and I also use Twitter 'cause I like it. You heard me right there, I like Twitter. I know it seems incredibly out of character but it's great for the endless pointless ranting dribble that I have to decant from my head before it bursts and splatters unsavory claptrap all over my blog so you better appreciate it.

Somewhere amongst the garbage I'm spewing there will be other stuff like updates on a game I'm currently making called World and many half-ass projects that are victims of the "It was a good idea at the time" policy. The most common of the latter being web comic form usually. You see I would like to make a web comic but all attempts just seem to wither into a world of "I don't care anymore".

Before I finish up this ghastly mishmash of unorganized thought processes I would like to point out that my sister who I may mention a bit is known as Kuby Pikachu Kirby or just plain Kuby for short. She's on the internet out there somewhere if you wanna look for her handle. She also goes by the name Aerostrotic or AeroB. My brothers are gamers known as Fire Tiger and Timber Wolf, you can search their tags if you wish but my online connection with them is non-existent so don't expect me and them to be great chummy pals. Cyberspace has a completely different friend roster to real life in our house.

I am probably more famous for the random outbreaks of Reason Syndrome I get from time to time where I butt in to other people's conversations and lay out a beat of stone cold reason which has been known to result in one of two outcomes: 1, I get a bucket of abuse dumped on me quite justly for spoiling the verbose flow of the argument. I'm sorry if that's the case but there's only so many "No, your momma" lines I can take before I explode; and 2, I solve someone's deep down troubles and result in gaining another annoying fan of my words who regards me as their best pal. This outcome is just creepy to me. I save the world ever day but at least you give spiderman some distance when he does it.

Oh, one last thing. I hope this blog will stand as cold hard evidence to my words when I say "I liked it before it was cool". It is true that I like things before they get popular and the reason is two-fold: 1, I have awesome connections, I use better search engines than Google and a site watcher to boot and I have dudes overseas who fill me in (aren't translators wonderful) so I get the latest info and the coolest trends the instant they happen therefore I like it before anyone else does; but also 2, When the thing in question becomes popular they normally make a crappy sequel or add stuff to it which ruins the whole concept. The instant I see this start to happen I no longer like it and therefore I often end up hating it when everybody-else is just getting into it.

Remember, I told ya. Peace out.
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