2011/02/05

Stupid Slogans

Slogans for products are sometimes silly but sometimes they are just retarded. Here are some real slogans used by companies to get us to buy crap.



A photography contest
"shoot up the city"

Animal fat butter product
"I love the taste of chicken butt butter"

Hairdressers
"Give yourself a blow job"

Alternative beauty therapy clinic
"Our f*cking fish eat your d*mn feet"

Movie poster
"We are here, we are there, we are here"

Music Concert
"Shit in your ears!"

Chocolate bar
"It's not shit but it looks like it"

Childrens toy
"Return your baby not our toys"

Childrens bath
"We cater for old midgets"

Baby clothes
"Now your baby can be PRETTY ugly"

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