Unreal Cluster

the beginning



My sister Kuby was a bit interested in the idea of inflation... Before any of the monsters try to wring my neck, I can assure you that there is nothing adult about it. There's more to fantasy than porn you closed minded individuals and I'm staring rather directly at the general public when I say this as most of us 'old timers' remember a time when weird wasn't kinky. Anyway, I asked around about what site would she be interested in (if any) and Patch suggested Balloon Pup. She assured me that it was safe enough with adult content in separate albums. She neglected to mention that the albums have a preview pic and so defies the whole purpose of it in the first place. In her defense, she uses WebTree so she wouldn't have known, if she did it the quick way. Anywho, Kuby wasn't interested but I did get a little heads up from Patch about a potential cluster for Dooms she's making. It's called Unreal and it's like Monster but without the porn. Hmm... That's actually harder to explain than it sounded. OK, it has all the weird, crazy fantasy stuff on Monster but without the sexual element. So yes it has vore, for the guys over at Zorbtopia. Although they might lose interest due to the 'no sexual content' rule. I personally see it as a great idea. This is just the kind of thing we need to pull in all the individuals and boot out the riff-raff that have been clogging our site with all their 4chan crap. So it gets my vote and my backing. I've seen the stuff Patch'es crew cooks up and it is very varied and strange but upbeat and friendly too. It's just what we need to get us back on our feet and out of this whole fitting in fad that Ben wants us to do.

BTW, Patch asked to promote one of their subs. Well, she actually asked me to promote them all but instead I'm just promoting one to save my dignity. The one I'm promoting is Project Popularity. For a start, the name tickled me as its a semi-deliberate sly irony. The fact that we were in fact unpopular so we made Doomsday as a project to become popular, the fact we do it by projecting ourselves and in the fact the title doubles as a fanbase for the character called Project from Balloon Pup, which is its purpose, and also references the fact he is popular, makes this a glorious quadrupal meaning. Unfortunately, since all the /b/tards joined, no body is ever gonna find that funny other than a handful of people. And I also like the character Project as he is fairly original in the fact he has no face.